Above anything I'm about to say, I am exploding with joy and happiness to be PREGNANT!
Now I'd like to say since I weighed at one point in time over 300 lbs most of the things pregnant women complain about, as far as stratch marks and achy joints, I experienced for years 5 times worse. So far this pregnancy thing has'nt been so bad, yeah I gained some weight uh about 1/10 of what I had lost, no biggie pardon the pun. Some back pain here and there but really much less than when I was larger.
With all that said, these past two weeks have been completely different, I finally feel more pregnant than fat. I have lost all sense of balance and completely jacked my big toe and toe nail, the details are too gruesome to share, other than It has now healed twice, just in time for me to stub it and tear it completely open again. I told you ewey gooey.
Then as of last night I'm convinced my bladder has shrunk I woke up Five times to pee cracking my toe on the wall in one effort to make it to the toilet before I wet myself(sorry I spoke of this cursed toe again). Then when I wasn't being awoken by my screaming bladder My calves decided to take turns spasming alternating about every 45 minutes.
I jokingly complain but something also happened last night that was really cool and I'm sure soon will become not so cool... For the first time I was woken up by her! Really, I mean she was bouncing from one side of my stomache to the other, unfortuneately that was followed by a half sleep state walk to the kitchen where I proceeded to eat cuccumber salad and a spoonfull of peanut butter at 12:30 in the morning. I AM DEFINATELY PREGNANT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
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